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Writer's pictureMaddy Rain

Updated: Apr 4

I’m like a little dog

Every time I see you, I light up

When you come home from work, I run to the door to greet you

I wake up beside you every morning but when I see you

It’s like the first time

My heart swells with excitement

Even after five years


I’m like a little dog

Because I’m desperate for your attention

I follow you around the house

Needing to be in the room where you are

Just near you

And when you say something to me or touch me

I’m elated


I’m like a little dog

Because when you lose your temper with me

It ruins my whole day

I run and hide

I won’t come out until you assure me

That you don’t hate me


I’m like a little dog

Because when you’re gone

All I do is sit by the window and wait for you to come home


I’m like a little dog

Because when you snap at me

I don’t understand why

You’re rude

And short with me

And I don’t say anything

I shrink away

I must deserve it


I’m like a little dog

Because no matter how many times you hurt me

I run to you

Because no matter how hard you drive me away

I come back

Because I’m too dumb to see

There’s something else out there

Something better


I’m like a little dog

And I belong to you

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Writer's pictureMaddy Rain

I paint the worlds I see in dreams

I paint them with typeface

On bright white screens


I have to jot them down

And make them real

If I don’t, they will perish


These places aren’t real

But my heart won’t rest its case

So I will never stop


For I am a sci-fi queen

I give them life

And they belong to me


I’ll keep their worlds alive

I’ll keep their rayguns charged

And their rockets fueled


For I am a sci-fi queen

I give them my life

And I belong to them

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